HO-tastic

Okay so seriously i think its time something was explained to me.  Are women out there giving blow-jobs out for free?  As a single women i have noticed that straight men seem to think it is acceptable to ask for a blow-job like they used to ask for a first kiss.  The only thing i can conclude from this, is women are out there doing this.

So i want to know at what point did single women become porn stars.  I became okay with men i was dating watching porn when i realized ... shit... im not going to do that.  So asking me to blow you before we've even kissed, fuck, asking me to blow you before your considered a boyfriend is pretty much the same as saying, hey girl i know we've only been talking to each other for a week or so but do you mind if i come on your face after my friends and i take turn stick our dicks in your holes (okay a little extreme).  But seriously....seriously?

The only reason men would act this way is if someone made them think it was okay.  When i tell a guy that i dont do that unless im in a committed relationship they act that i have two heads.  But im like, i dont have sex unprotected so y would i stick that in my mouth, i dont even know you.  I dont even like to touch rails on the metro escalators!!!

There are of course exceptions to every rule and every women or man has there ho-tastic moments, with chemistry and all but in general, i have been happily out of a serious relationship for 2 years and i still dont understand y it is okay for a man to ask me to give him gold for a dollar.  What happened to earning certain privileges.

But seriously i dont think these men go down on women as much as they expect women to slob them.  As my friend Carlesa puts it, could you imagine how a man would act if a women in the middle of a make out session started pushing his head down and was like yeah handle that!  They would freak out, lol, actually for a fact i know they do lmfao.  But anyway, maybe im just talking to all the wrong guys but i see this tread and it freaks me out.


I am confident in the fact that me being single does not rest on my ability to blow a guy in 2 days or less.  If they cant wait well that's there problem but there is this thing about STDs, im not a fan and as much as possible i would like to avoid them.  I mean shit, HPV infects through skin on skin contact and 3 out of 4 people have it, if you dont believe me look it up.  Its crazy out there and I for one dont run into traffic unless i have to.