My current issues!!!
1. Friend Circle - Since June my friend circle has diminished considerably, it was like all my close people got together and decided they didnt need me in their life. It is frustrating and mean and sad but that's life. When people decide you are not worth their time you have to move on. I think i have established myself as a good friend, hard to love, brutally honest and bitchy yes... but i am the hide the body, hang out and do my nails in the interrogation room type of friend and that should speak for itself.
2. Avocado's are my nemesis, either they are not ripe or rotten, i cant figure it out. It's like the 10 mins they are perfect to eat are when i am not around. Vegan problems.
3. WTF RSVP - When i invite people to things is it so hard for them to say hey i cant make it. I am going to New Orleans alone, mostly because people wont RSVP. No worries its just my bday. I dont care that you cant go but i do care that you thought texting, fbing, snap chatting, emailing, calling was to much of a hassle.
4. I am happy for all of my fellow gym people... but do you have to post a selfie of your sweaty face every day or worse than that staging a pic of you working out. I kind of hate your sweaty face right now.
5. Gun Advocates - I have no problem with you owning guns... in fact when the zombies come, i am shacking up with you, however, you need to talk to your friends that are doing things like killing kids, and shooting car jacking victims or the shoplifters that they are screwing it up for the rest of you. It's like that time when Homer Simpson had a gun... get it together. Also be apart of the solution, how do we make things safer?
6. I am writing a few short stories based off of a nightmare i had. The characters in said story may or may not reflect some people in my life, write what you know.
7. My new second job working at a animal resort is probably my version of heaven, i will clean dog shit up happily before i would go back to the ungrateful annoying customers at The Howard Theater.
8. Dating: I fucking hate dating... note to self if a guys says he is 5'7' he is really 5'5. Also i refuse to date guys who's occupation description is Get Money. Also dont ask for my number before my name. My poor father wants me to settle down, but i have way to many countries to visit. I will settle down when i am ready with my Jean Luc... he is my non-existent pitbull puppy.
Bonus - Fucking Ben Carson... i need you to pick a better Token!
