Currently the things im not thankful for......
1. Dishes - I love volunteering at the women's shelter but afterward i have to do all the dishes from breakfast. I think anyone that has worked in the restaurant business realizes that dishes suck, and if i could live off of using us paper plates without feel like white trash i would.
2. Roller bags in the Metro - i get the need for people to have them but in the morning, i am not okay with tripping on them or you holding up the walking speed, its like driving slow in the fast lane with your blinkers on, i kind of want to murder you with a rusty spoon (figure it out).
3. Hand holding - my job essentially consists of hand holding and yes im a hand whore for money, i will hold hands and white (meant to say wipe but its a funny typo) noses, however, i shouldnt have to do this in everyday life. Unless your paying me i shouldn't have to rally anyone to do things they are just suppose to do. It like o yeah you want me to organize a vacation but you dont want to answer any of my emails, texts or calls and you want to back out the last minute...i mean ewww.. just do what you said you were going to do.
4. 50+ or any male i dont know randomly calling me his queen, princess or anything else that belongs in a disney movie. It just makes me feel like your a bad priest and im an alter boy... just dont do it.
5. The Phrase ... White side... as in O Staki your White Side is showing... in a disgusted voice... there are def two ways to say this phrase and the one where someone wrinkles there nose in disgust when i talk about white water rafting or listening to rock music. Fucking news flash I am 50/50 which means you will see both sides, sometimes at the same fucking time. Do see only the choc or only the vanilla of an oreo... on top of that im like an oreo that grew up in milk... you cant get around it and neither can i, for the record i am equally proud of both sides of my race and trust me both sides fuck up and have embrassing factors about them. So dont get pissed when i tell you your ignorant side is showing.
6. Repu... well anyone that cant see the irony in saying they are God Fearing than refusing to give universal health care
7. Inherent societal male superiority
-contrary to popular belief you cant decide whether i have a baby or not.. im not an incubator... you can give abortion legistation when we can decide all of you should be circumsized
-If you and your wife both work full time jobs, then you can share the housework and child rearing equally
-Boys will not be named after you until you grow it and push it out
-women dont get points for staying with their kids so neither should you
-the fact that all cultures no matter how poor or oppressed can still make sure the women in all of them are inferior is just fucking stupid... you lift things and take out the trash... we create life so fuck you
