Staki's Guide to Online Dating

I want to preface this by saying that online dating is more to meet people or hook up. The likely hood that you will be the 1 in 100 that find an actual life partner is pretty depressing. I have been online dating for a while and i mostly do it bc its nice to be told your pretty everyday and taken out to eat every once in a while. As long as you go into online dating with two facts, Men/Women are more ratchet online then they will be in person and crazy people hide better online. Here is how i deal with online dating. 1. <b>Men Kill, Online Men Kill MORE - Treat every new guy with the idea that he is going to stick you in a hole, and make you cover yourself head to toe with lotion. Online you dont know if the guy is going to cut you into pieces until you actually talk to them. I usually do a phone call before i meet just to make sure its not too bad. If you can tell they are off on the phone or something doesnt seem right, dont bother to meet up, your gut normally says hey this guy masterbates to anime and he wants to wear your face. Dont go giving them addresses and work numbers, make sure if things go bad you can get a clean getaway. 2. No Glasses, Weed Smokers or Mean Muggers - When guys only have pictures of them in Sunglasses stay away, who knows what they are hiding behind there, could be a p-diddy moment where they are kind of sexy until their eyes jump out to play..or worse they could have cookie monsters, try to avoid any date surprises. Weed smokers... if they have pictures of themselves smoking all over social media that mean they really dont care about having an actual career the same goes for the face tattoos that means they have given up on life. There are way more mean faces on dating websites than smiles, my thought is always either you have black teeth, no teeth or some teeth. They dont look cool they look convicted. 3. >Code Words: When guys say they want someone fit they mean skinny, they also say active, takes care of their body. That just means no thick girls need apply. I prefer the ones that just come out and say i only date white woman or i dont like big girls bc you know they are douche bags from the beginning. They are homebodies aka no ambition lives with their momma. Guys that want a good girl... aka barefoot pregnant. 4. <b>Come separate, leave separate: No one is worth an SVU episode, meet in public, let friends know where your going,and when you get home and never go home with them afterwards. Its like saying hey psycho you dont even have to chase me, here's the knife. It also says i am a thirsty bitch with no self worth, so there is that. Ex - I had a date that lasted 4 minutes he wouldnt get out of the car there were to many people around, and he wanted me to follow him to somewhere else. Yeah i left immediately. 5. There will be uglies: Do not let the huge number of ugg mugg, hobgobblins, crackhead smiling, scary beast of men hitting on you make you doubt your self worth. Ugly, scary, crazy people try harder, they have to. 6. Take Time: It is okay to be excited about someone new, but if after the first date you two are talking everyday and planning babies, then you have both done this crazy shit before and it will end in a huge ball of shit! Yes life is short but not that short. Get to know someone the person you meet in the first month is not who you will date in the long run. 7. They Better be Amazing:My best friend always said, if they are not falling over themselves to impress you in the beginning then move on. This is very true the beginning is when you are on your best behavior. If your first date someone is showing you signs of rudeness or insecurity, take those as gospel and move on. This means they cannot contain their issues through one night, it will all come out later 10 fold. Like the guy that told me he was an entrepenuer and did a drug deal on our first date. 8. It's a Shady Business: Most people that you meet online are talking to 3 plus people at one time. This means they can up and dissapear at any moment, dont be surprised just move on to your number 2. It okay to be shady also once something seems off cut and run, you dont owe them anything! They might text or call for a while but they will get the message eventually. Have fun, dont die!