So im always all over the place so ill let you into some of my crazy. Shocking but even though my life is crazy i dont consider it dramatic... its just wild. You must be 1 with the crazy.
1. Its hard to take Zumba when you very nice instructor sometimes forgets how to dance. It is killing my Zumba experience and i am a judgy ex choreographer present day cheer coach so yeah. But im making my massive arms angel wings less wingy... is that a word o well i love it
2. Sunday i had a full on meltdown on my life and cried and had my bff tell me to suck it up and did something i shouldnt and cried again. Ive felt pretty bad and weak about it for a few days... then i got my period and was like hey hey its not my fault. So honestly mother nature had a tantrum and she needs to get her shit together lol
3. I stared at a very cute little person on the metro yesterday thinking hmmm could i date a little person.... which thx to my tattoo experience with Imani Brown i know they have normal peni... is it peni... or penises how do you describe little peoples penis as a whole who knows... well anyway i need to stop being obsessed with Peter Dinklage bc im pretty sure its his fault.
4. I met a very serious man that was a martial arts doasim studing barber. Who proceeded to tell me he smokes and makes beer because he is going to die anyway. So i asked him how that works with the idea of body is a temple and he couldnt tell me, but he could tell me he likes beer. Gotta love single life.
5. I am dealing with the fact that my mother has amish shunned me. We argued that her fb messaging my friends behind my back about things they write on my page is inappropriate. Then we fault bc she says i love my father more. Then i told her we werent close bc she throws tantrums and never discusses anything... at this point she hung up the phone and told my father to let me know i am not allowed at the house. Also any pictures of me have been taken down. Im glad she proved my point but now where am i going to steal all Costco Charmin toilet paper... uggg.. my momma doesnt love me and she took my toilet paper... thats just inhumane.
6. I keep watching friends run into traffic life... well traffic love life and all i can do is watch bc im not having another incident where im standing in the parking lot 2 weeks before a friends wedding and watching her cry bc i dont agree with her 6 month internet fiance... bc im not supportive.... i hate when people cry... do that alone it makes me very uncomfortable. Her marriage was over in 2 years btw.. but the guy she cheated with is now her husband so thats good right.
7. Love is handing someone a loaded gun and asking them not to shoot. The fuck im giving you a gun! My mom shuns me... i am broken walk away dont look lol
8. Good news my mom shun, ex bf bs, current man bs, and lack of money due to South Africa trip is putting me back on track with my book
K Thx
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