So i thought dating would help me with my inability to cuddle and all around relationship phobias. Relationship is like jail... y would i do that again... i learned my lesson.
However, i have tried to date and i have some experiences that might still help those of you that still think there is a prince charming, cinderella or whatever.
Do:
Text to let the person know your thinking of them
Dont:
Text over and over, find them on Twitter and Facebook and request them......... its makes you look like a stalker and just bc its online, you are still thought of as a perv that masterbates to anime and has a huge hole/trap n your basement
Do:
Try to Impress, its like a job interview but you get sex instead of money lol
Dont:
1. Act like you have no home training, here is a secret men... the reason your losing your women to Lesbians is because all of those old fashioned ways women used to be treated... women are still doing it
2. Profess that you have found the one and you will date no other... ummm what check pls
3. Answer your phone, its shouldnt even be on if you have that type of addiction
4. Make drug deals (its happened)
5. Invade personal space... I dont know you y r you in my bubble!!!
6. Dont invite someone back to your house for a session.... sounds like I need a safe word and Elliott Stabler
7. Dont talk about marriage, kids or the future..... just ewwwwwwwwww
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